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Neale Sourna's CuntSinger Cunnilingus: How to Give Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for Giving Women Orgasms of Cuntlicious Joy! Table of Contents Copyright © 2009 by Neale Sourna/PIE: Perception Is Everything's Clear Focus Imprint Librarians-nonfiction: 1. Sexuality 2. Women-Sexual behavior 3. Marriage 4. Relationships-self-improvement 5. People with disabilities-Sexual behavior Listen to Promo Then Listen to Neale on Tony Kay's Show at www.ArtistFirst.com talk about Neale Sourna's CuntSinger, about writing, about sexual and moral history and the sexually powerful words we fear to use (one hour, edited): SournaInterview--ArtistFirst--06-17-09.wav (498,636 kb), SournaInterview--ArtistFirst--06-17-09.mp3 (46,748 kb) or download directly from ArtistFirst.com http://www.artistfirst.com/bookshows.htm

 

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"This is Dedicated..." Table of Contents Author Statement ALL ARE WELCOME HERE. And what does author Neale Sourna know about it? How many of us actually learned sex from a sex professional? Back to "talented, dedicated amateurs" versus "paid professionals." Why music? Because, THE BEST WAY TO HAVE JOY is to GIVE JOY. Because I LOVE sex and love and I want to share this with you. Because, DID YOU KNOW: The complete lack of knowing what to do. My friends, "Ignorance is [not] Bliss. " 81% of all women REGULARLY ACHIEVE ORGASMS FROM CUNNILINGUS (kun'-nih-lin'-gus),… PS: Don't be tense. PPS: Challenge each other with a Game of Lie and Tell: Why "Singer," "Singing," and "Sing"? Music taught me, and still does; that… Singing is easy. Why THAT Word, "Cunt"? PS: cunt And, Finally, Why the Fiction Excerpts? Author's Acknowledgements Remember: Knowledge is powerful Cunnilingus: How to Give Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for Giving Women Orgasms of Cuntlicious Joy! Introduction. "I pulled up a chair, pushed up her skirt, and…" WARNING: "Just Foreplay" Best Sex EVER! For Her, With You. YOUR MOST IMPORTANT SKILL: Communication. Game: Guide. Game: Guide Communication Practice. Game: "Silence" Game. "Both of You-ALWAYS Be Positive." When is it over? "Since I Became Paralyzed…." Research Stuff: How Her Equipment Works. Wet. Scent. Hold the Fish: Vulvas Can Smell or Taste Unpleasant, Because: "Taste Yourself." Cunnilingus: Definition. "Wait! What's Her Clitoris, and Where the Hell is It?" Cunt/Vulva Image Basic Skills and Stats. "Her clitoris can be too sensitive to touch...." "Oral sex gets around issues of…" Your Basic Oral Tools. Cunnilingual Movements. Education, Partners, and Restrictions. Pregnancy. CULTURAL, SPIRITUAL, and RELIGIOUS SIGNIFICANCE; and a BIT of LEGAL HISTORY. "Worldwide Cultural Attitudes." "Desire and Self-Esteem." "Cultural Legalities." Religious Culture: Chinese Spiritual Taoism.

"The Great Medicine of the Three Mountain Peaks…" Culture Philosophy: Indian Tantra. "Songs of Solomon." "If Dara wished to allow the princess to touch her,…." THE ICKY MEDICAL STUFF. "Ew!" Yucky Stuff: STD, HPV, and Alleged Oral Cancer Risk. Personal STD control. "And, just so you know:" Oral Sex STD Prevention. Warning: Dental Dam and Condom Protection. Popular Culture and Slang. "Frank and Louisa are too busy to notice what we…." MASTERING CuntSinging BASIC ARTISTIC SKILLS. Learning to Play-Your Way. A Bit More on Women's Social History. "Dirty Girl"-character Baby Stewie, TV's "Family Guy." "He stared between my legs, as he slid…" HELPING HER RELAX and PREPARE. "Prolonged Foreplay/Diddling. Or Fun, Creative Stuff!" "Kiss Her. Long. And Deep." "Be Kind, Unwind." Retooling Your Senses. With Her Stuff. (nonfetish) Game: Your Sensitivity to Sensuality. Game: "Sensitive Sensuality, for Two." With Her Stuff. (still nonfetish) Game Interruptus: Weekend Scents. Two Hours. More Cleanliness Issues. Women hate that! Misc. on Pubic Hair: "To Be or Not to Be"-from William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" You Massage Her, Sensually. IN A HURRY? DON'T BE, OKAY, START HERE THEN. Yes, Make Your Mouth and Tongue Wet and Slippery. Don't Bash and Butt Your Hard Face into Her! When She Reacts Well to Your Action. Repeat It. When She's More Warmed Up. "Get Up and Do It, Again. Amen."-lyrics, Jackson Browne's "The Pretender" NOW, BACK TO YOUR DELICIOUS MAIN COURSE RE-WARNING: Don't plan it the same.... Back to School, for Your "ABCs"! Game: A-B-C Sex. Sex, Sexual, Loving, Creativity. Women's Advice: " 'Alphabet Letters' is Absurd." [Sex is a process, not an end all be all goal.-NS] Clitoris Circling. Clitoris Sucking.

Warning: Highly aroused. Oyster Practice. BONUS GAMES. Game: Hornblower. Game: Red Light, Green Light. Game: Feather Your Nest. POSITION(S). GET A MOVE ON. "69" [Tell the Kids, "It's the Year the Mets Won Their First World Series!"] Backward. More 69, Kind of. Doggy, or, as I prefer, "Doggy-Doggy." Facesitter. Doggy Sit ["I think I just made this one up!"] "Knees Up, Honey." Legs Flat. Knees, Fluid Movements, and Agony. The ONLY Sex for Some. MORE on COMFY POSITIONS. Yes, MORE. FGM Diagram 1: WARNING: Don't break rhythm. MORE Warnings and Advice. Women's Forum Advice: Again. "DO NOT Immediately Dive for Her Clitoris... Women's Forum Advice: "Take Your Leisurely and Loving Time." Reminder: "Be Extremely Gentle." "This Pleasure's for Her; Watch, Listen, and Hear Her." Insert Here. Maybe. Male Advice Paraplegic Man's Advice. Paraplegic Woman's Advice: "Braingasms." Lesbian Advice "Orgasm: After Injury (Physical, Emotional, or Spiritual)." More Forum Advice Women's Advice: "Any oral is great oral." NO. It's Not. Women's Advice: "Listen! Take notice!" Women's Advice: Communicate. Ask for "Tips." Game: Her Slave. Game: "Sweet Nothings" and "Puppet." "Ladies of the English Harem" CuntSinger BONUS: Add Fingersex. No "Performance." No "Task." More Training Your Senses. BEST OF BOTH-MULTITASKING: Clit AND G-spot! Putting Your Finger(s) In. WARNING 1: Nails. WARNING 2: No wet spot. Squirming and Breathing Heavily. Her, Not You! "Ejaculation. The Joy of 'Squirting'." "I Have to Pee." WARNING: Forbidden Pleasure. ANOTHER BONUS: Female Ejaculation. WARNING: Salt. Warning: Doctor's office. Focused Awareness. "Go Forth, and Influence Women." [120 pages/ebook/9pt font]

How many of us actually learned sex from a sex professional?

Most of us, and our parents, too, learned sexual "health"-lots of scary picture of syphilis we HAD to look at-from a gym teacher doing double duty in health class; or from some amateur lover a little farther ahead in the game, or more willing to experiment. Most of us definitely didn't have a professional whore or pimp or sex therapist in that health class. And it definitely wasn't called sex class, at all. I am, however, a professional writer in the sex and relations field, if get-ting paid counts. I believe that help should be more interesting than obvious, which is why I don't usually do nonfiction. But all love and lovemaking are a bit in the fiction field, though, aren't they?

Back to "talented, dedicated amateurs" versus "paid professionals."

Olympians and people you know, who can sing and dance wonderfully, may never have had full training or school learnin' or have been given a record deal, or a certificate for their wall that states that they are a "Sex Expert." Sometimes, they're much more interesting than those who have studied "by the book" or were sanctioned by some outside sanctioning group; but now have nothing new or fresh to add...[more].

Because, DID YOU KNOW:

That, of a survey of 1102 women, a full 11% had NEVER had an orgasm. And that 46% of these women thought ALL MEN WERE SELFISH; while a high "79 percent thought only their husbands were selfish."

Ouch.

Plus, 56 % of these married women still believed the old beehive and sti-letto heels time's sexual propaganda that some women, many women are frigid, intentionally and stubbornly so, which was a standard 1950s-60s Cold War way to batter a woman, whether wife or passing partner, not sexually interested or satisfied, but unknowing how to correct it.

That "real women" aren't interested in sex, "only sluts."

Not realizing real, sweet and loving women were and are interested, but that the love her lover was making, is making to her or with her was ignorant, or inadequate to the task.

It was pleasure for everyone in the room, but her. [more]

Game: Guide Communication Practice.

If something feels good, to her, or you ask her directly, she can say "Yes," or "Hot."

Or purr out a, "Spicy."

If something doesn't feel good, to her, she can say, "No" or "Cold." Or "Flat."

Just like the old children's game, "Am I getting hot?"

Or the other one, "Red Light, Green Light."

But instead of, "Are you getting hot, hotter…?" [more]

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HOBBLE [An Adult Novel], Catalog/Buy

Half Native American medical professional BENNET GILLESPIE'S "off track" life dangerously spirals, as his compulsive and sexual, love entanglement with DAY, a "knife-happy" African American "innocent", and her overbearing, elderly British "guardian" threatens to cost Benn more than his life.

Is Benn falling in love or is he just "having the hottest sex" he's ever had with the luscious, hot young cripple with the childlike and homicidal mind? Will Benn take her away, before her stepfather, who's sexin' his stepdaughter, sends her back to lockdown? Or before the girl takes matters into her own hands, and kills, again?

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Day: "I need Benn, and I love Benn. I'll tell the world and show the world I want him, and that makes him want me more; my open, shameless, prideless need and desire for him. He's a player and I know it, but that's exactly what I need, to get away. From him, from Hoppy."

Hopkins: "The boy thinks he can take her away, but he can't, she's my property, and if he tries, I'll sic the law on him. But, curse him, he must remain, I must keep him here, with us, to let her seduce him, over and over again, and drive him mad, until he burns like a sinner on fire in Hell, just like me; because this foul triangle of sex and madness and wrong hopes, secures her more to me, than anything I ever did to her before, and certainly more than if he were gone."

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"I jumped back from the window, unable to look, but eventually had to, because hot Laila, the 'Perfect Virgin,' was sucking her dad's dick, and I wanted it to be my dick her strawberry pink lips sucked on. And that thing of his is HUGE, and she's a small girl, but she didn't take that tiresome looking whopper of a thing out her mouth, as she pushed back her dark auburn hair off her perfect, tan-skinned face, pushed up her gold wireframe lenses, while stroking up and down his length, as she relentlessly kept sucking on that fat, dark monster of his, as he slipped wet and shiny through her overstretched lips; in and out, in and out, like she was a pro; a total profession teen whore, earning her pay, in a car park, sucking some horny, middle-aged guy's fucking huge….

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"Daddy was pushing me into the mattress, my pink robe open, with his nude, hairy and hard male body lying on top of mine. Daddy held my slender wrists over my head in one large hand, before he forced my slender, round thighs open with his harder, hairier ones, and then he felt with his other hand between my clean, pussy lips.

"He kissed me hard, without kindness, then forced his tongue in my mouth, as his fingers rudely assaulted my freshly cleansed, girl sex parts, in search of ready moisture, which came not long after he stared me in the eye, like a dare to scream, before bowing his head down to my sensitive nipple, to roughly circle his pink tongue around my walnut brown areole, making my tit harden and stand tall for him, and then he gnawed on it. And it felt like my entire body was suddenly in my breast, in that needy tittie in his vicious, hot mouth. 'Oh, Daddy.' I drenched his fingers, with...."

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"Laila was completely bare assed, and parted her high, plump, naked and brown asscheeks with her little fingers, like opening the halves of a delicious buttered bread roll, and I could see the reflection of the slick ass lube she'd squirted into her bowels, and that limned the tight meat ring circle of her welcoming little shithole with reflected light, like a goal; a fucking cock target, as my little girl wagged her ass back and forth; begging for my 'thingy.'

" 'Daddy, when you think I'm all asleep, you're always wetting your finger and sliding it in my asshole, and you promised you'd take all my three cherries. You took my cunt fuck cherry and my throat fuck cherry, now take my ass fuck cherry, tonight. Please? I can't...' "

BUY Vol 1, Issue 2 -- Yune: Suck My Kiss [3677 words] --Basketball jock Yune gets his stone hard, young Korean American cock sucked by a first time knob munching, K.A. church virgin, while his favorite, bespectacled, brown-skinned teen goddess secretly watches, and then later he's sucked off by a classmate's red-haired, society MILF mom. What a great birthday week he's having! Fellatio with voyeuristic exhibition, a humiliation cream facial, and a motherly deepthroat, and yes, gulp, mom swallows.

"LOL, my friends. My best enemy's mom's been munching my nuts, so, I'll have to give a certain captain of the team's sluttin' mom a happy mouthful. And, at my birthday party, in private, almost, little Amy, my supposed Korean American, church virgin, 'future bride' won't say 'no' to me, when I completely devirginize her tight, virgin throat, while I let wicked, little Miss Laila, the brown goddess of my heart, watch, and gloat, as her enemy gets a sore throat and a delicious and hot, cum pie disgrace."
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BUY Vol 1, Issue 1 -- Laila: Cozy With Daddy [7857 words] -- Brainy private school virgin, Laila Mariah Deever, seduces her handsome, middle-aged stepfather, Ross, for her first incestuous cherry-picking fuck. This is budding valedictorian Laila’s first wet dream; first voyeurism; first masturbation; first brief taste of cum, first cunnilingus, first fingerfuck, first dirty talk, and first seduction. Whoo! Those overachievers.

Laila loves her Daddy Ross and he loves her, and now she wants him inside her, but he's got a few surprises for his new little skank, a pussy full of tongue, and a handful of fingers, just to warm her to her new resposibilities and joys, and then she can have all the fat, hard cock she wants, all the way to the balls. And what do you think she'll ask for, after they've cum?

""Bend your knees. Higher."

My Daddy stared at my naked, virgin pussy, for the first time, a wet and needy new pussy all for him. He fingered me, ever so gently.

"Oh. Mm."

I loved him touching me. He slipped his long, thick fingers along my slit, parting my soft curls of pubic hair. I loved watching him see me, all na-ked and all for him. My sex flesh was swollen, sweaty, and...."
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